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Rant about tonight.

Okay so this is probably going to be super long and i dont really expect anybody to read this.

So tonight a friend had a party onight for his sisters birthday. We were all having an awesome time until our other friend showed up. We’ll just refer to him as “that guy”.

Now, “that guy” is somebody ive known for nearly 6 years. (Or I thought I knew him but we’ll get into that a little bit later.) So “that guy” notices that everybody (but me) is pretty drunk and he finds the need to catch up. “That guy” proceeds to get piss ass drunk. And I’m not talking like… drunk as in like they just become a douche (which he did.) But I’m talking hes sloppy as fuck drunk. He proceeds to start spitting and gets moved to our friends room. And “that guy” is sitting on his bed spitting. “That guy” then starts asking our.friend to bring him a “hot girl” but our friend says “a hot girl? Dude for what?” “TG” says, “so i can get my dick sucked.” He then asked for my friend who left an hour or two ago. Our friend got so pissed he said that (not only is he mad because “TG”=that guy said that but TG has been a dick to him for a while out of jealousy.) punched a wall.

Now I went in and sat with him and I thought I would be a comforting thing for him to be around because we know each other so well. But then “TG” says to me, “Im sorry Jen, but I need a hot girl in here with me because I will actually care what she’ll think of me.” While his ass is sitting on the floor hovering over a trash can. I was SOOOO PISSSED that he would say that to me. Okay, i may not be the hottest girl in the goddamn crowd but i will fucking tell you, I am waaaaaaay out of his fucking league. Because I am a diamond in the rough. I have double the personality than he will ever have. And this is why hes fucking single. When my boyfriend and I broke up for a breif period of time I pulled more ass than he has ever pulled in four years, in a month. Granted, I’m not exactly proud to say that, but it proves that I dont have to be a hot chick to get people to like me.

Fuck you, “TG”.

gasmaskbunny: bamblovesbamboo: gasmaskbunny: oostarry-eyedxx: I feel like i’m slipping again. And this time, im completely content. Why the fuck is this tagged under Slipknot? Because Slipknot isn’t just a band, its a real type of knot. It’s called that because it slides(slips) when it is pulled tighter. The More You Know. Except the knot that most nooses use is a hangman’s knot. Also, when talking about the slip knot, it’s two words.  Who says you can&#8217;t use a slip knot? It would work just as effectively. Not everybody knows its called a hangmans knot. And haven&#8217;t you ever forgot to put a space between words before.

(Source: dama-do-lago)

Eggs that would make my friend Kim proud of me. :)

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bamblovesbamboo replied to your post: My lack of posting is 100% blamed on my lack of appropriate, clever, non-depressing titles
Darling we must Skype soon :) I miss you.
We can later on tonight (Thursday March 14th, 2013) since I don’t work on Friday or Saturday night. Whenever you’re free.

O; ;O why did i never read this?

*SHRUG* Raisins?

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